i am so horny, so desperately lonely
i thought I'd be ok on my own, but i'm not
so i stare at my phone in the hopes that somebody will text me "come over"

theresa intro:
hi, theresa sweetheart here.thank you all so much for listening (thank you theresa). normally, i'm the one in charge, but today jj's on top (i wish).

chorus:
i am so horny, so desperately lonely
i thought I'd be ok on my own, but i'm not
so i stare at my phone in the hopes that somebody will text me "come over"

theresa:
like before
just call me up, i'll ask you what it's for
i'm playing dumb, you say "i know"
it's cute, that's how i'm feeling
like before
just pull me close i'll tell you i want more
i know that things can change i know i'm not alone in feeling
this emotion

chorus:
i am so horny, so desperately lonely
i thought I'd be ok on my own, but i'm not
so i stare at my phone in the hopes that somebody will text me "come over"
i don't know you but i need you more than ever

jj:
my baby's out of town
and my friends are too depressed to fool around
so i sit on the couch with the tv on
i tweak at my nipples and stare at my phone
waiting for hours smoke bong after bong
when a text finally comes i'm too high to respond
(jj
i really really miss you
can you come over?
like rn?)

chorus:
i am so horny, so desperately lonely
i thought I'd be ok on my own, but i'm not
so i stare at my phone in the hopes that somebody will text me "come over"
i don't know you but i need you more than ever

theresa outro:
i'm way too high to respond
i have anxiety